my dear Kansas family has yet to see a full grown banana slug and I’m worried that they think I’m exaggerating just how fucking big they can get
kansas family: look at that one!!!
me: aw it’s just a baby 🙂
kansas family: it’s carrying off our rain barrel
me: yeah, the really big ones will make off with an entire Subaru. majestic creatures 🙂
Source: raiasintended